Setting out for India in 1873, Edward Lear met a German Pessimist who sought to advise him on the spectacles he should wear. The following conversation took place:

G. P. You vear spectagles alvays?

E. L. Yes.

G. P. They vill all grack in India; von pair no use.

E. L. But I have many pairs.

G. P. How many?

E. L. Twenty or thirty.

G. P. No good. They vill all grack. You should have got of silver.

E. L. But I have several of silver.

G. P. Dat is no use; they vill rust; you might got gold.

E. L. But I have some of gold.

G. P. Dat is more vorse; gold is alvays stealing.

End of conversation